13 Things I Say Everyday
1. “Please don’t stick your fingers in your mouth. I know your hands aren’t clean.”
2. “For Pete’s sake please wash the dishes already!”
3. “I wonder what will happen if I. . . . . “
4. “Please take your hands out of your pants.”
5. “No sweetie that’s not what she said. . . . “
6. “Please stop licking me I’m not a (insert something you suck or lick)”
7. “That is so not kosher.”
8. “Honey, please buy me (insert some ridiculously expensive item here)”
9. “No we aren’t gangstas we’re ninja pirates.”
10. “Uhhhh, No.”
11. “I don’t care about the 10 second rule, don’t eat the food off the ground.”
12.”I don’t care if so and so has it, I already said No.”
13. “I love You.”
You’d be surprised who I say these too. Believe me it’s hardly ever my son. Except for the last one. I tell him that nearly ever 10 minutes.
Hahaha, some of those are just plain funny! Happy T13 and welcome to the meme!
Mind if I use this idea for my next T13?
My mother’s favorite was “We’ll see” – or a way to say no.
SJR
Ah yes, I recognize the universal Mom language. It often runs over to other people as well! Welcome to TT!
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Wonderful list. Welcome to TT!!